Thursday 1 March 2012

if we could beget stuff from dem fairytales.......

        Almost all of us grew up reading about Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, The Frog Prince etc. Now, just imagine if we could get some of those magic "gadgets" or the service of fairy godmothers to make our wishes come true....or if we behaved like the characters of the heroes & heroines....
  1. magic mirrors spewing platitudes like "you're the hottest/sexiest/prettiest/handsomest/hunkiest of them all would be a sell-out 
  2. glass slippers would be cool to wear albeit a little fragile...and you'll get brands from Bata right up to Jimmy Choo
  3. fairy godmothers would be busy conjuring up ballgowns for prom nights/award nights/annual dinners....
  4. witches would be in demand for potions to put "competitors" to sleep
  5. mice would be turned into Ferraris/Porches/Lamborghinis/BMWs/Mercedes or whatever wheels of the moment; they're handy to be turned into chauffeurs too!
  6. magic carpets would get us to faraway places in no time
  7. magic lamps would be pretty cool too...even if the genie only gives us 3 wishes
  8. "grow tall/grow short" portions would be pretty handy...I mean, if we put on weight, all we need to do to look good is to just grow a little taller...and all will be well
  9. noone would have to work if they got their hands on the goose which lay the golden egg
  10. who would not wish to own a magic wand!
  11. and girls would fall madly in love with beasts (emm...this has happened to a certain extent ;) )
  12. girls would listen to their mums just like good Little Red Riding Hood...and they'll not fall into the clutches of big bad wolves...nor would they accept apples from strangers
  13. childless couples would get thumb-sized little girls to care for
  14. you would instantly know when someone is lying just by observing his nose
  15. just chant "abracadabra" when you need to "create" something - like turn that lopsided cake into a beautiful gateau.......

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