"CIVIL WAR"

Look at your young men fighting

Look at your women crying

Look at your young men dying

The way they've always done before

Look at the hate we're breeding

Look at the fear we're feeding

Look at the lives we're leading

The way we've always done before

Look at the shoes you’re  filling

Look at the blood we're spilling

Look at the world we're killing

The way we've always done before

Look in the doubt we've wallowed

Look at the leaders we've followed

Look at the lies we've swallowed

And I don't want to hear no more………

[ GUNS & ROSES ]

MELAYU

     I was looking for info in the internet when I came across a couple of blogs written in BM. Nothing wrong with the language of the authors. But the language used by the those who commented was something else! And this coming from Malays - a people who is supposedly "berbudi bahasa, bersopan santun tinggi". Who, according to Usman Awang in his poem "Melayu", 

Melayu itu orang yang bijaksana

Nakalnya bersulam jenaka

Budi bahasanya tidak terkira

Kurang ajarnya tetap santun

Jika menipu pun masih bersopan

Bila mengampu bijak beralas tangan

    Apa dah jadi dengan ramai Melayu sekarang?? Budi bahasa, sopan santun ditolak tepi bila tak bersependapat. "Aku caci kau...kau caci aku" macam dah jadi lumrah. Macam dah tak reti nak berdialog tanpa menghina, merendahkan, mengaibkan mereka yang bercanggah pendapatnya dari kita. Tak boleh sangat berdebat tanpa "getting personal". 


    Bijaksanakah kita ni? Dah tak cukup sangat ke perkataan yang elok2 dalam bahasa Melayu kita sampai kita terpaksa menggunakan perkataan2 yang "seram, meremang bulu roma" bila didengar dibaca? Dimana ciri "Kurang ajarnya tetap santun"??


   Di negara kita ni Melayu tu sinonim dengan Islam. Lagi haru bila ini diambil kira...... 

my TAGGED friends...

       Kamu

       familiku

       di alam maya

       tiada

       darah keluarga

       namun

       tetap mesra

       bersaudara…..

      

TAK PERLU KITA MENJADI KHALIFAH

Bila wanita ingin

menjadi khalifah

maka timbullah sifat-sifat “keras”…

keras bicaranya, adabnya…

keras hatinya, jiwanya…

Mana mungkin kita

menakluki hati manusia

bila sebegini rupa?

Mana mampu kita menjadi lelaki

ciri mutlak untuk “khalifah”

Walaupun kita Islamnya teguh

walau beriman dan bertaqwa

walau mentadbir dengan sempurna

walau tiada cacat celanya jasad, hati dan jiwa

walau akalnya, hatinya, jiwanya

SATU!

Wanita…

dijadikan “ibu”

semulia-mulia manusia

Wajib ditaati selepas Allah

Yang makamnya sebelum bapa

INILAH darjat wanita!

yang ditaati sang khalifah

tanpa perlu kita menjadiNYA…

Kita sudah dijadikan

begitu kuat

dalam “kelembutan”

Apa perlu kuasa dunia?

bila syurga di bawah tapak kaki kita

yang bernaung sang khalifah

mencari redha…

TIDAK PERLU MENJADI KHALIFAH!

TQ ya Allah... :)

TQ ya Allah for...

*the gift of life you have given me

*giving me everything I have ever truly needed

*the opportunity to experience this beautiful body & this wonderful mind

*living inside me with all your love, with your pure & boundless spirit, with your warm & radiant light

TQ for using my words, for using my eyes, for using my heart to share your love wherever I go. I love you just the way you are, & because I am your creation, I love myself just the way I am.

Help me to keep the love & peace in my heart & to make that love a new way of life, that I may live in love the rest of my life.

AMEN...

HOTTER THAN HADES

The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term exam for his graduate students. The answer was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, which is why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. 

It had one question: "Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)? Support your answer with proof "

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools off when it expands and heats up when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So, we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all people and all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. 

Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities.

If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over. So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Ms. Laura Turner during my Freshman year, "that it will be a cold night in Hell before I sleep with you," and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then #2 cannot be true.

Therefore, Hell is exothermic.

The student got the only A……………

AS I WALK.......

As I walk, as I walk
The universe is walking with me
In beauty it walks before me
In beauty it walks behind me
In beauty it walks below me
In beauty it walks above me
Beauty is on every side
As I walk, I walk with Beauty


..........a Navajo prayer.....

KIDS AT PLAY :)

my sweethearts :)

                                                           

AISHA PUASA THE WHOLE DAY!!!

                                                     fr left: Aisha, Auni, Rateh, Iskandar


Aisha is 4 this year. First time puasa. Mula-mula puasa sampai pukul 12.30 saja. Then, on Friday, at her 5th attempt......AISHA PUASA THE WHOLE DAY!! YEAYYYYYY!!! Baba dia kata, dia ada juga buka fridge 2 kali, pegang botol air but she put it back in....untouched. Tera kan? 
Today pun Aisha puasa penuh......alhamdulillah :)
So, Zizul......bila lagi???? ;)

KIDS' TALK....

                                                                  Rateh & Iskandar
Rateh:        "Tokmami, look! I've got a bird!", whilst proudly showing me a papercrafted bird.
Iskandar:    "Yea, I have one, too, Mummy Shasha!"
Me:             "Wow! that's lovely. What bird is it?"
Rateh:         "It's not a real bird, tokmami. It's made out of paper"
Iskandar:     "Yea....it's made of paper....hehehe...."
huishh.....geramnya!! Ingat kena kidspeak dengan dia orang.......aghhhhhhhh.........

STRAWBERRY TRIFLE RECIPE

INGREDIENTS 

Two 3-ounce packages low-fat cream cheese, room temperature
2 tablespoons sugar
Two 8-ounce containers all-natural strawberry yogurt
2 teaspoons freshly-squeezed lemon juice
1 cup heavy cream, whipped until it will hold soft peaks
6 cups sliced fresh strawberries (or raspberries, blackberries, blueberries, peaches, nectarines–or a combination)

1. In a medium-sized mixing bowl and using a electric mixer, combine the cream cheese, sugar, yogurt, and lemon juice until the mixture is smooth. Fold in the whipped cream and blend until smooth.

2. In a large glass serving bowl, place a layer of fruit. Top with a layer of the cream mixture, then another layer of fruit. End with a layer of cream mixture, smoothing it evenly over the top.

3. Refrigerate until ready to serve. This dessert will travel well.

Serves 12.

Read more: http://www.care2.com/greenliving/strawberry-trifle-recipe.html#ixzz1U4BJozEz

I haven't actually tried it but it sure looks yummy.....

WANITA :)

"Ketika Aku menciptakan
seorang wanita, ia diharuskan untuk
menjadi seorang yang istimewa. Aku
membuat bahunya cukup kuat untuk
mengoncang dunia; namun, harus cukup
lembut untuk memberikan kenyamanan "

"Aku memberikannya
kekuatan dari dalam untuk mampu
melahirkan anak dan menerima penolakan
yang seringkali datang dari anak-anaknya "

"Aku memberinya
kekerasan untuk membuatnya tetap tegar
ketika orang-orang lain menyerah, dan
mengasuh keluarganya dengan penderitaan
dan kelelahan tanpa mengeluh "

"Aku memberinya kepekaan
untuk mencintai anak-anaknya dalam
setiap keadaan, bahkan ketika anaknya
bersikap sangat menyakiti hatinya "

"Aku memberinya kekuatan
untuk mendukung suaminya dalam
kegagalannya dan melengkapi dengan
tulang rusuk suaminya untuk melindungi
hatinya "

"Aku memberinya
kebijaksanaan untuk mengetahui bahwa
seorang suami yang baik takkan pernah
menyakiti isterinya, tetapi kadang
menguji kekuatannya dan ketetapan
hatinya untuk berada disisi suaminya
tanpa ragu"

"Dan akhirnya, Aku
memberinya air mata untuk dititiskan dan
ini adalah khusus miliknya untuk
digunakan bilapun ia perlukan."

"Kau tahu; kecantikan
seorang wanita bukanlah dari pakaian
yang dikenakannya, susuk yang ia
tampilkan, atau bagaimana ia menyisir
rambutnya."

"Kecantikan seorang
wanita harus dilihat dari matanya,
kerana itulah pintu hatinya.. Tempat
dimana cinta itu ada."


Thanks, Khairul.....so sweet :)

SALAM RAMADHAN

Ramadhan tiba lagi
Ku doa agar kali ini
ia lebih baik dari sebelumnya
Moga ia menyentuh hatiku
kalbuku, hidupku dengan keberkatan
memberi makna pada lapar dahaga
Maaf ku pinta untuk segalanya
Maaf ku beri kepada semua
Selamat berpuasa berlapar dahaga
Selamat menjaga niat menjaga bicara
Selamat menjaga fikiran menjaga perbuatan
Semoga dapat merasa keikhlasan
Semoga terbit rasa ehsan
Semoga dikurnia keinsafan
Moga Allah permudahkan
Moga Allah beri keredaan
kita menyambut meraikan seluruh Ramadhan
Moga kita dapat berjumpa Syawal......

A chat with Rateh

                                                                          Auni & Rateh



"Tokmami, we need to help Barbie"
"Why?"
"Because Laverna, the evil fairy, wants to destroy the blush of spring"
The blush of spring??? This 5-year old girl was talking poetic!! Ternganga I......
"Destroy the blush of spring?? What happens if Laverna does that?"
"Then it will be winter all the time, tokmami!!"
"Oh....."
"That's why we have to help Barbie. Then Barbie can stop Laverna"
"Okay"
"Then the mariposa (butterflies) and flowers can come out"
Phewww....it's amazing what 5-year olds know today as compared to when I was 5. I doubt if I even knew about the four seasons then.....much less "the blush of spring"......

POLIGAMI: IT’S NOT ABOUT “SUKA”

“Habis…you sukalah poligami?”

“Siapa kata I suka?”

“Then yang you cakap biarlah men berpoligami tu?”

“What has it got to do with “suka”?”

“Habis…why do you always say that you okay aje?”

“Bukan sebab I suka”

“Then…apa?”

“If I call myself a muslim and that’s God’s law…who am I to say I “suka” ke “tak suka”?”

Dia terdiam terkelip-kelip memandang aku.

“Dah Allah ta’ala benarkan. I “suka” “tak suka” don’t matter. I don’t want to stand before Him on the day of reckoning and cakap, “Ya Allah, I didn’t like that particular law of Yours so I tak nak ikut. Tulah why I created a lot of fuss!” Berani??”

Dia terus membisu.

“I don’t know about you but I tak berani. No way!! So if dia orang nak kahwin 2, 3, 4 ke lantaklah depa. Bukan I yang nak menjawab. Husband I tetap sorang je. Dia yang pening ada ramai wives!”

Dia tunduk. Lama. Aku diam aje.

“Ijan….thanks”

She signed the consent form. She even attended the akad. She’s still working on coming to terms with sharing……

POLIGAMI: MEMBELA NASIB GENERASI AKAN DATANG

“Okay apa poligami. Sekarang perempuan ramai. What? 5 is to 1 kat sini right?”

“So?”

“Yelah. Berapa muslim men yang ada? Out of that, berapa yang dah married?”

“Entah”

“Lets say kita insist nak one man to one wife. So, kita tolak yang dah married. Then kita tolak yang gay….ramai tau kaum tu now. Tolak lagi yang bujang sampai mati. Tolak yang gila, yang cacat teruk, yang hardcore drug addicts. Berapa aje yang tinggal you rasa?”

“Tak ramailah kot”

“Hmm….perempuan pula ramai…5:1. If kita tolak yang lesbians pun I rasa still ramai lagi yang straight. Dalam pada tu ada pula yang kahwin more than once….dah ambik quota the never been married ladies! Ish...kesianlah the younger generation! “

“Why?”

“Yelah…given that dismal scenario ramailah women jadi andartu macam tu!!”, aku ketawa.

“Ye tak ye jugak kan…”

“Kita berdoalah anak-anak kita dapat jodoh yang terbaik. Yang dapat bawa depa masuk syurga. I think itu yang important. Tak kiralah if jodoh anak kita tu yang first, second, third or fourth.”

“You okay ke with that?”

“Okay aje if the man is a good one”

To me it’s not about being the “only one”. It’s about getting a good man who is an exemplary khalifah and imam…..yang boleh membawa membimbing kita ke syurga…..

POLIGAMI: PART TIME HUSBAND

“Dia dah kahwin that stewardess. She’s only 23 you know.”

Aku angguk aje.

“Bukan lawa pun. Gedik je”, dia mencebik.

Aku diam sambil meneguk latte.

“You know what? He had the cheek to come home masa dia sakit. Meluat I tengok.”

“You tak suka ke dia cari you?”

“Habis…dah ada bini baru. Suruhlah dia jaga.”

“Dia prefer you jaga dia kot.”

“Eleh...bila sakit baru nak ingat I.”

“Better than dia tak ingat langsung. You tak sayang dia lagi ke?”

Lama dia terdiam.

“Sayang…”, perlahan dia menjawab.

“Kalau sayang kenapa tak make him feel welcomed?”

“I geram.”

“Tak baik macam tu. Kalau I lah, I’ll just treat him macam mana I sayang dia. Kan bila kita sayang kita selalu nak please orang tu. I akan buat macam tu.”

“You senanglah cakap! You bukan ada husband.”

“Betul! Maybe sebab tulah Allah tak bagi I jodoh lagi kot”, aku ketawa. “But really…I think I’d be able to do that. I pun bukan boleh ada a man around me 24/7. Rimas! I’d be very okay with a part time husband”, aku ketawa sakan.

“Anyway, you pun selalu complain dulu kan time dia selalu ada kat rumah. You naik rimas nak layan dia itu ini. And you selalu happy je bila dia pi on his one or two-week golfing trips. You selalu cakap you wished he’d go more often. Haa…now God has granted you your wishes”, aku mengangkat kening. “He’s now away a lot…only it’s not golf but to jaga his wives.”

“I think I nak ada affair lah. Tit for tat!”

“Dah gila? Nak reserve tempat kat hell ke?”

Be very careful what you wish for. You may just get it! Sayang ajelah. Hormat ajelah. Doa ajelah that everything will work out okay……

POLIGAMI: BERSYUKUR AJELAH :)

“Why, babe”, aku bertanya when I saw how angry she was.

“He wants to marry again. Number 3.”

I nodded. Waited for her to continue.

“Young girl. Air stewardess. Ish….geram I! First a GRO. Now this. Takde orang lain ke?”

“If orang lain you tak marah?”

“Well…at least carilah yang educated sikit.”

“What difference would it make?”

“Yelah…at least not some dumb blonde air head!”

“Dah dia suka yang macam tu. Nak buat macam mana…..”

“Alaa…dia orang tu nak duit dia je. Takkan dia tak sedar?”

“Maybe dia sedar? But he doesn’t care. He still gets them”, aku senyum.

“Aaaah….takde class!”

“Mana you tau?”

“How classy can an air stewardess be?”

“Jangan judge orang macam tu. Mesti ada something special about her yang dia nak sangat tu…”

“Alah! It’s just the dollar sign yang attract budak tu. Dia tu gemuk, hitam belegam, dah tua, ada penyakit…Siapa in their right mind yang nak?”

“You. You still nak dia all to yourself”, aku mengusik.

Nak terkeluar biji mata dia merenung aku!

“I married him when he was nothing ! Bila dah kaya dia buat perangai.”

“Babe….it’s his problem…not yours. Dia still sayang you kan? You’re the one with the Pantai Hills bungalow and 3 continental cars kan? He still pays all the bills and gives you a generous allowance kan?”

“Ya lah….but now I get only 10k a month.”

“Tak cukup?”

“Yelah! Dulu 30k. Now…nak travel pun susah.”

Aku tak tau nak kata apa. You get a helluva lot and it’s still not enough. Susah sangat ke nak bersyukur?Marah husband kahwin because have to share the wealth rupanya…bukan because you have to share him….

POLIGAMI: KENAPA MARAH?

“Eeee…. gatalnya dia ni! Dah tua ganyut pun nak kahwin lagi”, dia mencebik kat majalah ditangan dia.

“Salah ke?”, aku bertanya.

“Yelah! Dah ada bini nak juga yang muda.”

“So?”

“Gatal! Bini dia baik tau. Dia ni pantang je nampak yang dahi licin.”

“Biarlah dia. Dia mampu kan…”

“Memanglah….tapi budak ni muda sangat. Tak padan dengan dia.”

“Habis…kalau dia nak kahwin dengan I yang tua ni you okay ke?”, aku ketawa.

Terdiam dia.

“Okay ke kalau I?”

“Alaa….you bukan nak dia pun.”

“Doesn’t matter. Kalau dia nak kahwin yang tua macam I ni okay ke?”, aku terus mengusik dia. “So, yang you marah meluat menyampah ni bukan pasal dia nak kahwin budak muda kan? Tapi because dia nak nak kahwin lagi kan?”, aku ketawa lagi.

“Yelah! Sorang tak cukup ke?”, dia membalas dengan muka dan nada mencuka.

“Sebab dia rasa tak cukuplah tu dia nak tambah.”

“Alaa…men ni memang saja gatal. Bila kita dah tua, dia orang nak new model.”

“Taklah. My ex dulu nak aje yang lain eventhough I was young”, aku ketawa sakan…seronok mengusik dia.

“Ex you tu memang gatal!”

“You ni….semua orang pun you kata gatal. I rasa kan if women boleh berpoligami I pun dah ada 4 husbands.”

Dia jegil mata dia kat aku.

“Why not? I can love more than 1 man at the same time tau! Eh…you tak pernah attracted to a man ke after you were married?”

“Adalah. Tapi setakat minat tengok jelah. Tak take it further.”

“Why?”

“Eh…you gila ke? I’m married lah!”

“Kita tak pursue because we’re married. Sebab kita tak boleh have more than 1 husband kan?”, aku tersenyum sambil mengangkat kening.

“Maybe”, dia menjawab…hesitantly.

“Hahaha….macam tulah juga men. Dia orang buat because dia orang ada option to have more than 1. Kita marah depa because kita takde option tu kot”, aku terus mengusik.

“Alaa….menyampahlah cakap dengan you!”

Sometimes I wonder what it is that women hate so much about polygamy…Is it because deep down we hate sharing? Or could it be because polygamy isn’t an option for us?

WHAT'S WITH THE "FU" & "P*K*M*K"??

      Last I checked there are more than 200k words in the English language and more than 90k words in the Malay language. Yet, when people are upset, these 2 words/phrase seem to be the perennial all time favourite. Especially "FU" - even those who can't speak English to save their lives use it!!
      Being the less than sweet natured creature that I am (ehem ehem) I have been at the receiving end of these. Here are my tried and tested responses that have left the utterer totally dumbfounded....and hopefully shellshocked forever ;). However, these responses will only be totally effective if you can remain, cool, calm, confident. Also if you can keep a sweet smile on your face....ie kena cakap dengan "panache" lah....
      When "FU" is sent your way:
1.  Look the person up and down leisurely, then smile sweetly and say, "I don't think so. You're not my type"
2. "I'm fully booked this year. Try again next year"
3. "Ohhh.....this is such a badddd time. I really have to run. Ask me again ya!"
4. "You wish"
5. "Dream on honey"
      When it's "P*K*M*K":
1.  "Hang cakap pasal p*k* mak hang ke p*k* mak aku?" - jangan lupa angkat kening okay
2.  "Kenapa dengan p*k* mak you?"
3.  "Ohhh....another p*k* man" - geleng kepala and senyum


REMEMBER....smile, sweetest tone & 100% panache.....

BILA SIJEJAKA KATA “BA-BYE”: SURVIVAL GUIDE UNTUK YANG DITINGGALKAN

It has happened to us at one point in our lives…tak kiralah kita siapa…kerani ke, Hollywood star ke, menteri ke, makcik sebelah rumah ke…iaitu…kita ditinggalkan. Tak kiralah apa sebabnya. Yang penting…kita di sini, dia di sana…Apa harus kita buat supaya hidup ni lebih in control?

1.       Menangislah 3, 4 hari ke seminggu ke. Sampai bengkak lebam mata, sembab muka, takde suara. Tapi jangan menangis sampai forever. NB: Jumpa doctor kalau menangis sampai rasa nak gila.

2.       Kalau ada selera makanlah apa saja, bila suka. Makan sambil berdiri depan fridge pun takpe. Cuma jangan terlalu lama buat macam ni – nanti kalau gemuk sendiri juga yang susah. Dah kena beli baju baru bagai!!

3.       Sebutlah nama dia…dengan kawan-kawan yang terdekat aja. Dengan yang lain tu tak payah cerita – takde kena mengena dengan depa pun. Kalau beriya sangat nak cerita dengan strangers, carilah mana-mana  maid Myanmar ke Indon ke – yang tak mungkin kenal dia. Jangan sesekali bercerita dengan maid dia!! Kalau dah sasau, cerita aje dengan doktor.

4.       Tulis surat kat dia on the computer. Tulislah apa saja. Terasa nak maki hamun pun takpe. CUMA…jangan sesekali hantar surat tu kat dia!! Mana tau kot satu hari kita bersaudara. Walaupun bukan jodoh kita, mungkin jodoh adik kita ke, sepupu kita ke….haaaa….mana nak letak muka??!!

5.       Jangan sesekali telefon dia. No! No! NO!!!!!! Ni buat sakit hati aje. Buang segala email, SMS, kad-kad, hadiah dll dari dia.Ops NYAH!!! big time okay! No “ifs” or “buts”. Teddy bear yang ada huge red heart tu pun buang!!

6.       Jangan sibuk-sibuk nak lalu depan rumah dia, ofis dia, tempat-tempat hangout dia. Nanti kalau nampak dia berpegang tangan dengan girlfriend baru dia macam mana?? Lagiii merana….DAH…tak payah cari penyakit tambah penyakit yang sedia ada!!

7.       Ni time hati tengah rapuh. Time kadang-kadang boleh buat benda bodoh…seperti call anak pak lebai hujung kampung yang you reject  2 tahun dulu. Bukan apa…saja nak rasa diri tu masih di sukai/puja/gilai….dah…JANGAN BUAT HAL!! Nanti mamat tu camping depan gate you macam dulu tak ke haru??!! LUPAKAN NIAT NI!!!

8.       Kalau tiba-tiba teringin nak pakai baju dedah sana dedah sini, mekap tebal 2 inci, jalan/cakap gedik-gedik… TAMPAR MUKA SENDIRI!!! Jangan jatuhkan maruah diri.

9.       Selalunya mesti time ni nak dengar lagu sedih, tengok movie sedih, baca/dengar cerita sedih. Saja cari sebab nak buang airmata berbaldi-baldi. Okay aje. Cuma jangan buat lama-lama. Nanti beku pula hati tu asyik dok berhiba aje – susah pula orang lain nak masuk mencairkan hati tu.

10.    Telefon berbunyi!! Hati berdebar-debar. Mungkin dia!! Lupakan…tak mungkin dia. Dia yang tinggalkan you – remember?? Kalau dia call pun sebab dia nak CD Bon Jovi dia balik. Tak payah jumpa dia, tengok muka dia. Tinggalkan aje dengan pak guard (kalau ada guard) or pass kat kawan dia or suruh kawan you tolong masukkan kat dalam mailbox dia. Habis cerita! Muka dia dah tentu tentu ada dalam kepala otak kita….kan….tak tau tahun bila boleh lupa….

11.    Lagi satu pasal telefon ni. Tak payahlah nak check every 30 seconds nak tengok dia call ke tak. Kalau phone tu bunyi kita akan dengar. Tak payah nak genggam sampai kebas jari. Tak payah bawa masuk toilet bagai….

12.    Jangan pergi tempat-tempat yang you selalu pergi as a couple. Pergi tempat lain…tempat yang orang tak akan tanya tentang dia. Kurang sikit serabut dikepala…..

13.    Walaupun rasa macam hati tu dah robek rasa nak mati sekejap lagi, jangan lupa mandi, gosok gigi, shampoo rambut, tukar baju. Jangan terus-terusan bergolek layu atas katil berhari-hari – busuk tau!!

14.    Kalau dia jenis mamat yang suka forward email kat you, suruh dia stop doing that. Tak payahlah asyik nak berdup-dap je jantung tu bila nampak nama dia bila buka email. Lepas tu rasa macam bodoh sebak tak ketawan hala nak hantuk kepala sebab you diantara 40 orang yang dapat email yang sama….

15.    Kalau dia tu famous…whew…payah sikitlah. Muka dia merata-rata di mana-mana…masalah besar ni. Breakup pun satu Malaysia tau. Makcik jual kuih bawah pokok besar tepi bus stop pun tanya. So? Buat dek je. Senyum. Kata, “takde jodoh”. Senyum lagi – biar sampai rasa kebas pipi. Jangan panjang cerita! Gunakan segala cliché yang ada eg “kami tak serasi”….

16.    Kalau dia duduk sebelah rumah pulak – lagi haru!! Minta bos hantar pi outstation buang 2, 3 bulan ke, tukar shift kerja ke…janji tak terserempak tak nampak muka dia buat seketika. Kira-kira sampai perasaan you redalah.

Kira-kira boleh ikut tak ni? If you ada survival tips lain, sharelah ya. Ala ala Wonderpets lah…tolong menolong bekerjasama…..