Monday 25 July 2011

POLIGAMI: PART TIME HUSBAND

“Dia dah kahwin that stewardess. She’s only 23 you know.
Aku angguk aje.
“Bukan lawa pun. Gedik je”, dia mencebik.
Aku diam sambil meneguk latte.
You know what? He had the cheek to come home masa dia sakit. Meluat I tengok.”
You tak suka ke dia cari you?
“Habis…dah ada bini baru. Suruhlah dia jaga.”
“Dia prefer you jaga dia kot.”
“Eleh...bila sakit baru nak ingat I.”
Better than dia tak ingat langsung. You tak sayang dia lagi ke?”
Lama dia terdiam.
“Sayang…”, perlahan dia menjawab.
“Kalau sayang kenapa tak make him feel welcomed?
I geram.”
“Tak baik macam tu. Kalau I lah, I’ll just treat him macam mana I sayang dia. Kan bila kita sayang kita selalu nak please orang tu. I akan buat macam tu.”
You senanglah cakap! You bukan ada husband.
“Betul! Maybe sebab tulah Allah tak bagi I jodoh lagi kot”, aku ketawa. But really…I think I’d be able to do that. I pun bukan boleh ada a man around me 24/7. Rimas! I’d be very okay with a part time husband, aku ketawa sakan.
Anyway, you pun selalu complain dulu kan time dia selalu ada kat rumah. You naik rimas nak layan dia itu ini. And you selalu happy je bila dia pi on his one or two-week golfing trips. You selalu cakap you wished he’d go more often. Haa…now God has granted you your wishes, aku mengangkat kening. He’s now away a lot…only it’s not golf but to jaga his wives.”
I think I nak ada affair lah. Tit for tat!
“Dah gila? Nak reserve tempat kat hell ke?”
Be very careful what you wish for. You may just get it! Sayang ajelah. Hormat ajelah. Doa ajelah that everything will work out okay……

1 comment:

  1. Tabik 2 yr fren..lots of patience 2 hold on to marriage.. Xpe, pahala 4 her asal sanity dpt control, ok lah 2..:))

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