CODE OF ETHICS FOR THE OTHER WOMAN

Face it….if you’re NOT married to the married man you’re seeing, then you’re THE OTHER WOMAN!! Accept it. Live with it. No “buts”!! If being the other woman is your vocation, it would help to observe this code of ethics…

1.       Don’t call/text him. You’re the one “on call”….not him.
2.       You’re his DISTRACTION…not the “main squeeze”.
3.       The wife is the “main meal”. You are “dessert”. Hence, you’re “optional”.
4.       You have absolutely NO rights over him. Remember this: he has NONE over you either. So it’s okay to date other men.
5.       You DON’T OWE him anything. Code #4 applies here as well.
6.       When in trouble/sad/despondent etc, CALL YOUR FRIENDS. He is NOT YOUR FRIEND!!
7.       You may LOVE him. He “LUSTS” you.
8.       Don’t be with a cheapskate. It’s not worth the heartache.
9.       Expect flowers from him on Valentine’s Day (see Code #8). Expect him the day after.
10.    It’s okay to fleece him dry. He’s the one cheating…not you. (yes…”tit” for “t(h)at” applies).
11.    Don’t stalk him, his wife or members of his family. This is so un-cool!!
12.    Don’t call his wife no matter how tempted you may be. You might just be married to him one day and you wouldn’t like this to happen to you – trust me!!
13.    Don’t believe a word he says. He’s a lying cheating jerk…so you think he’d tell you the truth??!!
14.    Spend the holidays with YOUR friends and family. He’ll be doing that with his.
15.    You are the TRAMP/SLUT….not his wife!!
16.    The ring he gives you is a gift. The one he gave his wife is a legal “bond”.
 
Capische?